{"product_id":"failed-exams-funk","title":"Revision Regret","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's 3am. The Red Bull is warm, the energy bar wrapper is somewhere under the notes you definitely meant to read earlier, and the panic sweat has taken on a life of its own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe exam is in six hours. You know approximately four things. \u003cem\u003eOne of them might be wrong.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRevision Regret is a painfully relatable tribute to the night-before regret that every student knows too well. Light it, embrace the chaos, and remember — at least it makes a great story eventually.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent profile:\u003c\/strong\u003e Warm Red Bull · Crumpled energy bar wrappers · Panic sweat despair\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTagline:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e\"Study harder next time... or just light this.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect student prank gift or end-of-exam survival treat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJar label reads: \u003cem\u003e\"I definitely revised\"\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift-ready packaging — no wrapping required\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured by Stinkwicks — bottling the moments you'd rather forget but can't stop laughing about\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWarning: may cause flashbacks to all-nighters, the sudden urge to highlight something, and a deep, abiding respect for anyone who actually revised.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stinkwicks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57621750120783,"sku":"SWC0006","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1014\/9245\/7807\/files\/att.6AVppIUaGBj6weoSsFylmdA4j2sOWu9zhUI6E-IZYhE_ed396c4e-bb69-4504-9a93-73482a90799a.jpg?v=1780509736","url":"https:\/\/www.stinkwicks.co.uk\/products\/failed-exams-funk","provider":"Stinkwicks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}