{"product_id":"wedding-vow-vomit","title":"Wedding Vow Vomit","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt started so beautifully. The bouquet was fresh, the cake was perfect, and the vows were genuinely moving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFast forward a few years and the flowers have wilted, the icing has gone distinctly rancid, and those cold feet you ignored on the big day? \u003cem\u003eStill there. Still sweaty.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWedding Vow Vomit is a gloriously cynical tribute to the journey from \"I do\" to \"I did, didn't I.\" Light it at hen dos, divorce parties, or any anniversary that deserves a knowing smirk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent profile:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wilting bouquet · Rancid cake icing · Cold feet sweat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTagline:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e\"Til death do us stink.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for hen dos, divorce parties, or a very pointed anniversary gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured by Stinkwicks — for better, for worse, for this\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWarning: may cause spontaneous re-evaluation of life choices, a very pointed look across the dinner table, and the sudden urge to call your solicitor.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stinkwicks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57621653717327,"sku":"SWC00012","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1014\/9245\/7807\/files\/att.nCy3CnbUuaKZWfvxFKzQKAO-0It6z_YuD2CsRHTWxNM_82009284-7dd1-4c92-a6c1-276c1404cb72.jpg?v=1779204114","url":"https:\/\/www.stinkwicks.co.uk\/products\/wedding-vow-vomit","provider":"Stinkwicks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}