Hangover Hellfire

You said one drink. You always say one drink.

And yet here you are — horizontal, squinting at the ceiling, reconstructing last night through a fog of tequila regret, the ghost of a greasy kebab, and a smell that can only be described as consequences.

Hangover Hellfire is a brutally honest tribute to the morning after the night before. Light it in solidarity, or gift it to someone who absolutely had it coming.

Scent profile: Tequila regret · Greasy kebab aftermath · Pure shame

Tagline: "Morning after massacre."

• The perfect birthday, leaving do, or "I told you so" gift
• For anyone who's ever texted "never drinking again" at 7am
• Hand-poured by Stinkwicks — capturing life's most fragrant mistakes

Warning: may trigger flashbacks to the dance floor, a sudden memory of something you said, and a very sincere promise to drink more water.