Revision Regret

It's 3am. The Red Bull is warm, the energy bar wrapper is somewhere under the notes you definitely meant to read earlier, and the panic sweat has taken on a life of its own.

The exam is in six hours. You know approximately four things. One of them might be wrong.

Revision Regret is a painfully relatable tribute to the night-before regret that every student knows too well. Light it, embrace the chaos, and remember — at least it makes a great story eventually.

Scent profile: Warm Red Bull · Crumpled energy bar wrappers · Panic sweat despair

Tagline: "Study harder next time... or just light this."

• Perfect student prank gift or end-of-exam survival treat
• Jar label reads: "I definitely revised"
• Gift-ready packaging — no wrapping required
• Hand-poured by Stinkwicks — bottling the moments you'd rather forget but can't stop laughing about

Warning: may cause flashbacks to all-nighters, the sudden urge to highlight something, and a deep, abiding respect for anyone who actually revised.