New Baby No-Sleep Nightmare

Congratulations! You're a parent.

The lay-ins are gone. The silence is gone. And somewhere between the 3am feed and the 5am nappy change, your sense of smell has been permanently recalibrated.

New Baby No-Sleep Nightmare is a brutally honest tribute to the beautiful chaos of new parenthood. Light it for the new parents in your life — they'll laugh, they'll cry, and then they'll fall asleep sitting up.

Scent profile: Curdled formula milk · Nappy reek · Exhausted coffee breath

Tagline: "Sleep? What sleep?"

• Jar features a dummy
• The perfect new baby gift for anyone who needs a laugh more than a sleep
• Hand-poured by Stinkwicks — for the scents that define your new normal

Warning: may cause flashbacks to the fourth night feed, an involuntary yawn, and the sudden desperate need for a very strong coffee.