Terrible Boss Breath

You know the smell.

Stale coffee from the third cup before 9am, a hint of unbrushed teeth, and the unmistakable ghost of burnt microwave popcorn from yesterday's "working lunch". It hovers over your shoulder during every unnecessary meeting and lingers long after the feedback session you absolutely did not ask for.

Now you can take it home. Light it. Breathe it in. And plot your revenge in peace.

Scent profile: Stale coffee · Unbrushed teeth · Burnt microwave popcorn

Tagline: "Endure the meetings. Ignite the revenge."

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• The perfect gift for anyone who's survived a performance review
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Warning: may cause flashbacks to Monday morning stand-ups, unsolicited career advice, and a very strong urge to update your CV.