Wedding Vow Vomit

It started so beautifully. The bouquet was fresh, the cake was perfect, and the vows were genuinely moving.

Fast forward a few years and the flowers have wilted, the icing has gone distinctly rancid, and those cold feet you ignored on the big day? Still there. Still sweaty.

Wedding Vow Vomit is a gloriously cynical tribute to the journey from "I do" to "I did, didn't I." Light it at hen dos, divorce parties, or any anniversary that deserves a knowing smirk.

Scent profile: Wilting bouquet · Rancid cake icing · Cold feet sweat

Tagline: "Til death do us stink."

• Perfect for hen dos, divorce parties, or a very pointed anniversary gift
• Hand-poured by Stinkwicks — for better, for worse, for this

Warning: may cause spontaneous re-evaluation of life choices, a very pointed look across the dinner table, and the sudden urge to call your solicitor.